Jeff K. loves you, me, and Black and White.

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In JEFF K.!'s latest column, he reviewed Black and White. Here is a little snipit from his grammar masterpiece:

Black and White si a gaem where yuo raise a creatare to eat a village. there are 5 levals but theyre all teh same. yuo can raise a horse or a pig or a cornstalk. they become evil if yuo dont hit them enough and tie them to trees. if yuo hit them too much them become evil too. and soemtiem they becoem evil just becuase. SO EVARYTHING SI EVIL!!!! Peter Mollynew makes evarything evil so when he murdars something he can blame his parents for not hitting him enough and not chaining him to a FUN TREE BEACHBALL! nice escape clause, yuo bald jerk. I think hes bald. he's a jerk though. "OH SMARTY MAN PETAR MOLLYNEW, YUO SAVED A BABY FROM A BURNING BUILDING AND YUOR GAME SI #1 IN MY HEART I SWOON FOR PETAR!!!" gah

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