Rare *****ai Spaz Sighting!

[Secksai-Spaz]

Start of a rare *****ai Spaz log
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*****aiSpaz: Not many left these days
KerinHero: nope
*****aiSpaz: I'm one of the last of the *****ai Spaz
*****aiSpaz: Wing is one
*****aiSpaz: A guy named Gabriel is one,
*****aiSpaz: and a guy named Hiryuu is one
KerinHero: Microsoft keeps buyin' em up =\
*****aiSpaz: NO
KerinHero: then what's happenin' to em?
*****aiSpaz: They are losing their natural abilities due to them damned doctors
*****aiSpaz: With their depressant drugs
*****aiSpaz: Where's the spaz in that?!
KerinHero: I am a *****ai spaz, but my powers are not recognised by many.
*****aiSpaz: I don't know, I'll have to use my powers to sense you
KerinHero: ::is being sensed::
*****aiSpaz: Hmmm....you have a slight trace of *****aispazanine in you
KerinHero: yay!
*****aiSpaz: I think it is wearing away since you are deserted and being controlled by an outside force (mom?)
KerinHero: gasp!
KerinHero: actually, I have been obeying her less.
*****aiSpaz: Hmmm.
*****aiSpaz: Maybe the *****aispazanine will rise.
KerinHero: I need to spaz more often, though.
KerinHero: I shall....SPAZ!
*****aiSpaz: YAHOO!
KerinHero: WeeheeeHOOO tHiSfEElS FreaKY
KerinHero: oh yeah, work that mojo
*****aiSpaz: GOOD BOY LOZLZLLZL NOW U MUS BE NEATO AND FUN LIKE ME BC!
KerinHero: lalz rofflammatiofalmo u r suer riet
*****aiSpaz: like wtf man i know
KerinHero: lol.
KerinHero: Is being able to humorousley mimic a newbie/***** part of being a *****ai spaz?
*****aiSpaz: YES ROFOLZOL U DIDN'T NO THAT??!@21
KerinHero: LALZ NO I DIEDINTNT NO TAHT B/C I WAES NOT NO ING TAHT!
KerinHero: NOE BADDY TEILZ MI TEHS TINGS
*****aiSpaz: STUPID MR MAN NOW I WILL PEEKAY J00
*****aiSpaz: ::PEEKAY::
*****aiSpaz: HHAHAHAHAAHLOZLZROFLAMAMSMOMFOLL I OWN
KerinHero: NO DANT PEEKAY MI
*****aiSpaz: HAHAHAHA UR A N0BE UR PAWSED!
KerinHero: hey ltesl maek a twon an gralal wi can cal ti Arr Dee town!
*****aiSpaz: NO WE CLAL IT TEH TOEN OF PEEKAY BC WE R OWN GRALL ROFOLZLZ
KerinHero: LAL UR RITE!
*****aiSpaz: ::falls out of chair in shock::
*****aiSpaz: DAMN! That was a good spaz.
KerinHero: ****, it was.
*****aiSpaz: I must log it now.
*****aiSpaz: I keep logs of my spazzes.
KerinHero: I can feel my *****aispazanine tising already!
KerinHero: aiee!
KerinHero: fing0rspaz!
KerinHero: I can feel my *****aispazanine rising already!
*****aiSpaz: Now remember, be careful.
*****aiSpaz: *****aispazanine can be dangerous.
KerinHero: (Is wondering whether he should open CWINDET.EXE)
*****aiSpaz: OKAY, control the *****aispazanine level in your body now.
*****aiSpaz: This is a crucial moment.
KerinHero: Wow!
KerinHero: I feel the power!
*****aiSpaz: You are in a post-spaz moment, you do not want to go wild.
KerinHero: ..I can suddenly hardly control the urge to start squaredancing!
*****aiSpaz: You are new at this, it is harded for you to control.
KerinHero: NOOO DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT TWINKY!
*****aiSpaz: CALM DOWN
KerinHero: NOT THE SPATULA! NOT THE SPATU-ok.
KerinHero: I...am...okay..(pant...pant...)
*****aiSpaz: Quick, take some Nyquil
KerinHero: no! I will not take anti-spaz drugs!
*****aiSpaz: YOU MUST NOW
KerinHero: no!
KerinHero: I am under control.
*****aiSpaz: Good.
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End Log

I am going to make a list of the only *****ai Spaz left on this planet.