Competition: Ugliest Cube

[Stephen]

There's a big demand for cubes now that Double Dice has been released. I think we should make a new one - and I've always felt if you're going to do something you should do it right...

Create The Ugliest Dice To Win
The rules are pretty straightforward. Your dice creation has to conform to the standard cube spritesheet. I've added a Photoshop template if you have the software. Please don't include any words in your dice, although textures and patterns are more than welcome (hot pink with bright green polka dots anyone?)

What Do I Get Out Of This?
Your er... beautiful creation will be uploaded as the new "standard" dice, which will be evented off in the coming weeks. You'll get one for free too!

Okay, What Do I Have To Do?
Create an ugly dice and submit it to this thread in a post. I'll hold a vote this weekend to decide which is truly the ugliest dice. The people will decide!