FAQ Application

[kia345]

Pat resigned when he got Zormite, so now someone equally stylish needs to replace him. That someone should be me. I've already spammed GK with my original application, which would ensure me a job, but Tig requested I post it. Now, posting that application alone would surely be too AWESOME for everyone's eyes, so Darlene or someone would look at it, be blinded, and accidentally consider it's AWESOME to be spam. So here's a new app, safe for forum dwellers eyes ;o

Name: PoJo
Hours Played: 1753
Time on GK: 3 years, maybe less, maybe more.

Experience: Being Pat's cute comic-relief sidekick, I picked up many a lesson from him. Other that, being Zormite's last king scored me a spot of authority, which meant that everybody in need in Zormite ran to me before the FAQs, so I'm no stranger to stupid questions, or answering them.

My entire srs app is riding on the fact my experience is from being a kingdom leader has given the basic "know-how" to help players on GK, as well as a vague grasp of the economy.













Also, here's my original app that has been floating around for several days prior to my forum return.

FAQ App

Online time:1740 hrs
Experience: Legend in my spare time, Nerevarine, All around cool guy

Why hire me?
I'm awesome. Simple as that. Whether you need a FAQ, fountain, frisbee, or falcon, I'm the superior choice. And not just with F things. I'm also a fairly accomplished warlock, Wartortle, wolverine, and weatherman. I'm also one of the individuals who are not only aware of, but preparing for the zombie holocaust. Whilst all of you are merrily riding carousels and submarines, I'll be locked in my shed, armed with naught but a machete and a shovel, fighting for not just my life, but the entire human race's. After eliminating the Zombie threat, I'd have access to their vital organs, now scattered around my yard. Using said organs, I'd be able to find a vaccine for this deadly epidemic. From there I will begin my trek, far below the Earth's surface, to the underwater realm of Apalachicola, fighting along side dolphin warriors and Aqua-Woman herself. After freeing the aquatic land, I'll take my rightful place as ruler of Earth, which will simply be exploited to fund and support my Deathstar(s).

And that's how I saved Mordor.