I need help NPC scripting for a PW I want to make, I have about 1000 questions!

[Evil-Magus]

I am planning on makeing a PW with my friends but I need NPC scripts and staff!

First of all, I need the bank and bank card NPC's!
Then I need a bartender NPC(and a Beer NPC)!
And I need a Jailing system!
And I need a mining!
And capture the flag!
And a dance floor!
And Kingdoms game!
And a quest that needs more than 1 person to complete!
And somthing that does one action if you have under 18 ap and another if you have over 18 ap!
Is it possible for a player to have over 15 hearts?
I need a clock NPC!
I need a lighting system!
And a gravity NPC!
Diveing!
What does the medatation NPC do!
I need beer that makes you move in the opposite direction but then is normal a min. later!
I need a Train NPC!
I need something with races(eg. Human, Bomy) and classes(eg. Warrior, Mage, Cyborg)!
I need a races, like horse races from G2K1!With 1st, 2nd, and 3rd
places and timers!
Uhh, I need events team!
Player houses!
A door that takes the key when you use it and a guy that gives you the key!
Please help!