Story Time

[Ravenblade1979]

Dussel Dramen -=Farmer=- (Misty Mug Tavern) (Tue Mar 13 13:00:09 2007):

Once upon a time there was a simple little bomy named Charlie,now charlie hated humans, and i mean hated, he seeked to destroy them with all his might! But sadly all the humans he found were "Likely more powerful then you"The bomy tried hard to kill everyone he came by... but never succeded...

As Charlie grew he found an orange shell and said to himself "Hmmm... perhaps this little shell might give me some protection!"But he soon found out that this shell is very heavy and makes him quite slow...He found some humans that were "Likely less powerful then you"As he approched the humans walked closer and started to swing clubs,sabres and wands at him diong nearly no damage.The humans all saying "Ohhhh wtf is this thingie?" tried as hard as they could to kill poor charlie.But soon charlie found his shell turning a paler color and started to borrow underground,afraid of the sun!

So there he waited for more Less powerful then he people came to dig corn.As he slayed more and more of what the other humans called "Noobs" and grew yet more powerful abandend his shell and borrow to live above as a pale and evil bomy... He found life harder then it was living as a Shell bomy and had not been able to kill anything, until one day,below the alter of ogma... He saw two lords... One that looked like a greater version of himself and one of a large rabbit!

These lords were kind and seekd to carry on there liniage of the Lords,the Great Evil Bomy taught him to stomp and become faster!As he spent more and more time with his teacher he started to grow and become strong.One day,a day like any other, a human with yellow text under him bearing the words "Ed" came up and brought a wand that sparkled with magic power.Poor Charlie saw his teacher get udderly squashed and saught to destroy the humans even more then ever!

Several days passed as Charlie lie and wait for unsuspecting humans to approach. He killed everone that came by in nealy 3 stomps,but then came back the human "Ed" this time with a shining Daggar, try as Charlie might he could not slay the terrible human and with a solid "Swipe" sound he could not remember any more...

Once upon a time there was a simple little bomy named...