quest on the message board in the misty mug tavern

[ckb1985]

I tried to make sense of the giberish writen on the message board but it has my head spinning in circles some guy wants this and he will give you that but in oder to get this you have to give some guy somthing that I cant figure out how to get this has to be some kind of a joke I even tried writing it all down so I could look at it all at once. I dont even know where to start to try and get these items I figuerd I would try and give that kid somthing gross but couldnt figure out what he wanted tried eyes hands feet harts livers ugh I am going crazy. Can any one shed some light on this subject?