Heh, let's see if someone credible can prove me wrong.
Since this thread is all about anecdotes and stipulation, I'll respectfully skip the part about proving you wrong.
Instead, I'll settle by alleging that Elk is a better community member than you.
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Testbed user: I figured since I can never find any scripters it was time to take desperate measures...and...TEACH MYSELF 0.0