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RP Story of Fry Flipper Googi Trenton
So a long time ago I was a lowly Treasure Hunter working for King Kamuii Nightrose. The Karakaze Troupe had stolen the royal crowns of Dustari, so I went up to the leader of the Karakaze, Tybalt, and I pulled on his sleeve. "Yeah what you want?" he said, and I said, "The crowns," and he said "They're in the desert," and pointed at a mountain. I said "That's a mountain," then he said "It's there! I dropped it and it sank at least 50cm into the ground! Getting it out will be almost impossible!" So I said "You're an idiot, a stupid idiot, you know that?"
So I went to Marle and pulled on her sleeve. "Yeah what you want?" she said. I said, "The crowns." Then she slipped me 2000g. It was so weird it made me want to go "What the hell!?"
So I went to Rabid, who had nothing to do with the Troupe. I pulled on his sleeve and he said, "Yeah what you want?" Then I said, "The crowns." He muttered a pastry-like incantation and vanished.
Then I stole the Zormite orb. But it's power caused me to go insane. So when a Bomy showed up and offered me a 51% share Dustari Kingdom stock certificate, I traded him the orb for it. Then Zalactic Labs showed up and cryogenically froze me.
When I was unfrozen, the land had changed over the time I was asleep. I got on a boat and ended up at an island. I went up to a Zormite and said "Where am I?" He then handed me this map.
"Where can I find Dustari?" I asked. "Get on a boat and go south," he answered.
At Dustari I pulled some guy's sleeve. "Yeah what you want?" "I'm the CEO of Dustari." "Dustari doesn't have a CEO." "That's not what HE said." "Not what who said?" "The Bomy who sold me this stock certificate!" Then he looked at me with discontempt. He called over the king who said something that amounted to firing me.
So now I'm 200,000 plat in the hole, flipping fries at Bomboria pub. Thanks a lot Dustari!
10-15-2005, 08:52 PM
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