Spider

[Zero Hour]

The itsy bitsy spider...

I actually did this the way you see it, white on black.
I had a run in with a spider a few days ago, and I decided they're kind of neat. Anyways, here's my spider, or a portion of him (:

[GoZelda]

Originally Posted by Zero Hour

The itsy bitsy spider...

I actually did this the way you see it, white on black.
I had a run in with a spider a few days ago, and I decided they're kind of neat. Anyways, here's my spider, or a portion of him (:

Could've justaswell been a tick as a spider.

[Crono]

Looks kinda cool in a kind of cool way!

[Monkeyboy_McGee]

If a spider like that came into my room, it'd be dead in seconds. Providing i could catch it and it didnt bugger off into hiding or anything. I kill any insect that stupidly walks into my room, except wasps (usually) e.e

[Myomoto]

You are aware that spiders ain't insects, right?

[Monkeyboy_McGee]

Originally Posted by Myomoto

You are aware that spiders ain't insects, right?

Now that you mention it, yeah, but they might as well be, i mean wtf "omgh they have 8 legs and some other minor differences that i can't think of, wtf, they can't possibly be insects!1!11!1!!!!"

Lol XD

[Kuza]

It's so cute! UPS it to me.

[Zero Hour]

I gave it to a friend, it was starting to disturb me. I was going to starve it in it's little plastic tube, but it's hard legs scratching against the surface of the tube was too much for me, so I let him have it. With any luck it's sufferred a most horrendous death.

P.S. I hate spiders.

[Splke]

Originally Posted by Zero Hour

I gave it to a friend, it was starting to disturb me. I was going to starve it in it's little plastic tube, but it's hard legs scratching against the surface of the tube was too much for me, so I let him have it. With any luck it's sufferred a most horrendous death.

P.S. I hate spiders.

For further use :

Ways to torture Spiders within glass tubes.

1) Pour Zippo Lighter fluid into the tube, shake liberally, cut a medium size whole in the lid, drop a match in, and listen to it SQUEEEEEL.
yes i r a sick minded ****
I've never tried it, so it isn't proof tested. Sorry.

[Zero Hour]

I wanted it to die slowly, as in a week, not a few seconds. God, have you no concept of slow

[Monkeyboy_McGee]

When spiders get trapped in the bath, i smother them in like shampoo, and then walk away to let them drown in the chemicals, ahahaaaa.

Dude steve you shoulda just broken its legs so that it couldn't scratch and stuff

[Dach]

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy_McGee

Now that you mention it, yeah, but they might as well be, i mean wtf "omgh they have 8 legs and some other minor differences that i can't think of, wtf, they can't possibly be insects!1!11!1!!!!"

Lol XD

insects have 6 legs and 3 body segments, arachnids have 8 and 2 respectively

Originally Posted by Splke

For further use :

Ways to torture Spiders within glass tubes.

1) Pour Zippo Lighter fluid into the tube, shake liberally, cut a medium size whole in the lid, drop a match in, and listen to it SQUEEEEEL.
yes i r a sick minded ****
I've never tried it, so it isn't proof tested. Sorry.

The squeeling is it's insides boiling I think, and it definitely works

[Splke]

Originally Posted by Dach

The squeeling is it's insides boiling I think, and it definitely works

I'ma go puke.. <-<;;

Originally Posted by Zero Hour

I wanted it to die slowly, as in a week, not a few seconds. God, have you no concept of slow

Haha, alot of people would disagree there. xD

[Zero Hour]

*shrug* You've been spoiled by TV and video games, his death would have been slower than a few seconds... (:

[Monkeyboy_McGee]

Originally Posted by Dach

insects have 6 legs and 3 body segments, arachnids have 8 and 2 respectively

Exactly my point, there's hardly a difference, lel XD

[Crono]

I hate spiders!

[GoZelda]

Originally Posted by Gerami

I hate spiders!

Spiderman will come for you.

[Myomoto]

God, you guys are bunch of buthcers! :[

[Nitkizi]

Outside my window there is this HUGE black spider, its the biggest spider I've ever seen (outside of like turantulas at a pet store or at the zoo). I just look at it for a few seconds and run away, I hate spiders :[

[Monkeyboy_McGee]

Originally Posted by Nitkizi

Outside my window there is this HUGE black spider, its the biggest spider I've ever seen (outside of like turantulas at a pet store or at the zoo). I just look at it for a few seconds and run away, I hate spiders :[

Dude...
****ing burn the son of a btch. Get like an aerosol or something, start spraying and light the ejaculated deodorant, then point it at the spider yo.

[Nitkizi]

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy_McGee

Dude...
****ing burn the son of a btch. Get like an aerosol or something, start spraying and light the ejaculated deodorant, then point it at the spider yo.

BRILLIANT, I'll burn that damned spider AND my house at the same time, why didn't I think of such a thing!?

[Monkeyboy_McGee]

Originally Posted by Nitkizi

BRILLIANT, I'll burn that damned spider AND my house at the same time, why didn't I think of such a thing!?

Why is your house made of wood, dude?

[Nitkizi]

Originally Posted by Monkeyboy_McGee

Why is your house made of wood, dude?

Perhaps I don't want to test how flammable paint from the 60's or 70's is? Or connect fire with my house at all? Let alone I don't really give a damn about the stupid spider as long as it doesn't bother me.

[Monkeyboy_McGee]

Originally Posted by Nitkizi

Perhaps I don't want to test how flammable paint from the 60's or 70's is? Or connect fire with my house at all? Let alone I don't really give a damn about the stupid spider as long as it doesn't bother me.

It's big, its a spider, and its on your property. What possible other reasons could you need?!

Spray it with shaving foam, yo

[Zero Hour]

...Windex.

[zs0]

Me and my friend gather up spiders for a month. Then whenever the month is up, we put all the spiders in a little glass case, its like an aquarium, and we use capri sun grenades to kill them 8].

Capri Sun Grenade is a homemade invention, don't want to get into details, could get banned for promoting terrorism probably, lol.

Oh, and I HATE spiders.

[Zero Hour]

Amen brotha, share the hate for spiders.