HAH! I wrote this for latin class. Its a little grusome because me and my friends have a contest for the most grusome story
"Oh no!" Screamed Lucca. "He's dead!" Lucca's husband, Belimicus, was dead. He was strangled to death with a rope then his insides were eaten out with a spoon. Lucca continued to weep. This was a very sad day for Lucca since they've been married for about two years now. "Why must it have been my poor poor Belimicus." she said, still weeping, "I was going to ask him to have a child this night." Lucca dropped next to his dead corpse on the ground. She wondered who would do this to Belimicus. He was the nicest guy Lucca ever met. She then thought about who could catch the murderer that ate Belimicus. Lucca sprung off the ground and ran out the house to the local police department. She demanded to see a detective. The police told her there was only one detective in the house right now because the other were too busy with cases. The only one that was in was a former criminal by the name of..Rudolfus. Even though he was an Ex-Criminal, he was one of the best detectives on the squad. Lucca went into Rudolfus's office and they began their discussion.
"Hello. How has your day been?" Rudolphus said with a chuckle.
"Past the fact my husband was strangled, killed, then eaten, pretty good." Lucca replied with a hint of sarcasm.
"I want you to find the person that ate my husband." shouted Lucca in a demanding tone.
"Ok, ok! Dont get your undergarments in a bundle!" Rudolfus was starting to get irratated with Lucca, "Did he have any enemies?"
"He was an all around nice guy but, yes. He did." Lucca said sadly. "There was Victor, Rex, Grumio, and Clemens"
"Victor and Rex have been in captivity for killing some citizens at a local tavern, so that counts them out and Clemens hasn't had a criminal record. But, Grumio on the other hand has had a criminal record." Rudolfus said with a serious look on his face "That means it was probably Grumio. Let's go to his house and "talk" to him."
Lucca and Rudolfus departed the police department to Grumio's house. Right as they were knocking on his door, they heard some screaming in the back of the house. They decided to investigate. The back of the house was littered with old kitchen utensils and broken plates. The first site they saw was Grumio approaching someone with a fork.
"Get away from him!" screamed Rudolfus.
Grumio changed his approach from the mysterious guy to Rudolfus. Grumio dashed towards Rudolfus, knife at end. Grumio tried to stab Rudolfus with the fork but he dived away from it into some broken plates. Rudolfus got a few cuts in him and some rips in his toga but dodged the attack. While Rudolfus was in the pile of broken plates, he grabbed a knife and fork from a nearby pile. Grumio again tried to attack Rudolfus with the knife but Rudolfus narrowly rolled out of the way. While Grumio's back was turned, Rudolfus threw the knife at Grumio's back. He then jumped and jammed the fork in the back of his head. Grumio fell down into the broken plates. Rudolfus accidently punctured his cerebellum and Grumio died shortly after.
"Hey, Lucca, want to get a bite to eat?" Rudolfus cracked up.
Amazingly, Lucca replied "Why not?" and smiled evily.
THE END!