Oho, a treasonous bastard, am I.

Xythar · #1 03-15-2002, 08:51 AM

Since I've decided that I most certainly will not be returning for 2k2, I figure there can be no harm in sharing a little thing like this for all my Dustariian buddies.

You know that time when Brad got in, and we didn't know who opened the gate? That was me. And that other time, when someone opened the bridge for Brad and all his cronies? That was me too. That other other time, that was still me. And that other other other time? You guessed it, me also.

Details of Operation Antora and the Samurai coup were leaked to Dante the day I learned of them in a secret conference with Dustarrian leaders. When the new bridge was incorrectly coded, and allowed non-Dustariians to open and close it, I alerted Brad before Kamuii. Looking back, I probably could have made a bit of profit off of that. Oh well.

There are dozens of other examples, which I haven't the motivation to lay out. My loyalty to Dustari had been strained for quite a bit of time, and I had very little to lose. I watched as I slipped from a position as one of the king's most trusted aides; briefly taking over his duties as king and recruiter on many occasions, to becoming a discarded member. I held the position of Magistrate --- supposedly quite prestigious, but with absolutely no importance. If someone had asked me what my duties were then, I could not have answered them. My military powers were relinquished to the Paladins, my government to Jackal.

This would not have been so terrible if there was anything to do. There wasn't. For whatever they put on their RP tests, not one of those *****s could RP for ****. The Royalty, and the Paladins. That was it. Nobody wanted to, or even could roleplay. Half the members joined for the apple bonus, the other for the tag. The only halfway-amusing aspect of the job was laughing my ass off while twenty members desperately tried to keep up with one invader. The risks of being caught were far outweighed. And besides, what was I to lose?

Sorry Kamuii, Barbarossa, Tupper. My sincerest apologies.

funnylinkwantsbomys · #2 03-15-2002, 08:54 AM

hehehee well anyways what apple bonus??!?!?! gahahahhaa

Psyker · #3 03-15-2002, 08:55 AM

You sneaky man.

Xythar · #4 03-15-2002, 08:58 AM

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Originally posted by funnylinkwantsbomys
hehehee well anyways what apple bonus??!?!?! gahahahhaa

Dustari members who farm in the Dustari farmland recieve 20 apples, unless it was changed.

SkooL · #5 03-15-2002, 08:58 AM

I knew for a while, actually...

Xythar · #6 03-15-2002, 08:59 AM

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Originally posted by SkooL
I knew for a while, actually...

Eh? Gwah. How?

Neglegence2002 · #7 03-15-2002, 08:59 AM

HAHHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD I HOPE CUMII READS THIS AND CRAPS HIS PANTS, HAHAHAH

Hulk Hogan · #8 03-15-2002, 08:59 AM

RP Forum?

Xythar · #9 03-15-2002, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by SkooL
I knew for a while, actually...

If Brad sold me out he will die.

SkooL · #10 03-15-2002, 09:00 AM

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Originally posted by Neglegence2002
HAHHAHAHAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD I HOPE CUMII READS THIS AND CRAPS HIS PANTS, HAHAHAH

**** off and learn to spell my name, you retard.

Anyways, Xythar, it became sort of obvious after a while when you knew most of the things that had already happened before I told them to you...

feivel · #11 03-15-2002, 09:01 AM

OMG the Samurai coupe was called Operation Antora,
the agony!!!!!
I only wish you had alerted me as well as Dante,
considering I was the only gaurd when the stupid dustarians demanded I pledge allegiance to Wing,
when I did not,
I was killed. Funny thing is they never said oh thisis a coupe or whatever, htey just said "take me to the emperor"
i said "there is no emperor" they siad "wing is emperor"
I said "no he isnt" they drew their swords,
I drew mine, I died honourably kicking some serious 1 vs 4 ass before being slain.

note: that was mostly IC so no Kamuii im not saying you and your men are stupid.

Neglegence2002 · #12 03-15-2002, 09:01 AM

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Originally posted by SkooL

**** off and learn to spell my name, you retard.

Anyways, Xythar, it became sort of obvious after a while when you knew most of the things that had already happened before I told them to you...

Cumii is how you spell your name, hahaha and im not retarded.

Xythar · #13 03-15-2002, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by SkooL

**** off and learn to spell my name, you retard.

Anyways, Xythar, it became sort of obvious after a while when you knew most of the things that had already happened before I told them to you...

Meh, I could have covered for that, if I had too. I saw it on the map, other people told me, et cetera. I'm offended you wou would indict me on such unsubstantial evidence.

SkooL · #14 03-15-2002, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by Neglegence2002

Cumii is how you spell your name, hahaha and im not retarded.

K A M U I I . Oops, look who's the idiot now. -__-

Xythar · #15 03-15-2002, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by feivel
OMG the Samurai coupe was called Operation Antora,
the agony!!!!!
I only wish you had alerted me as well as Dante,
considering I was the only gaurd when the stupid dustarians demanded I pledge allegiance to Wing,
when I did not,
I was killed. Funny thing is they never said oh thisis a coupe or whatever, htey just said "take me to the emperor"
i said "there is no emperor" they siad "wing is emperor"
I said "no he isnt" they drew their swords,
I drew mine, I died honourably kicking some serious 1 vs 4 ass before being slain.

note: that was mostly IC so no Kamuii im not saying you and your men are stupid.

Dante was alerted weeks before. I greatly disagreed with his removal, and there was nothing I could do when he refused to heed my warnings.