I want answers

[LimetasticSlushy]

The new client supposedly was coming sometime in February. A little later than the expected release window we were told we would get some info. Now no one will say anything on the matter. I'm getting very annoyed here, someone needs to speak up and tell us what's going on.

[fowlplay4]

it's not ready yet for release

(as in it has critical bugs that prevent it from being usable)

[kia345]

everything is up in the air, and we need flying technology to reach it

[Kamaeru]

You guys should be playing botw anyway

[Cubes]

pls post vids of u flailing ur angry arms for proof that u demand answers

[PlanetOscar]

Unix be like "I didn't say what year february"

[LimetasticSlushy]

Originally Posted by PlanetOscar

Unix be like "I didn't say what year february"

He said three weeks from the post. It's certainly been longer than 3 weeks.

[maximus_asinus]

Originally Posted by LimetasticSlushy

He said three weeks from the post. It's certainly been longer than 3 weeks.

weeks are relative to what planet you're on, and I can assure you Unixmad isn't from Earth.

[Kamaeru]

pc graal should go to steam, telephones are not the ideal platform for graal. also if on steam can easily be ported to switch or plebstation consoles

[kia345]

graal has never and will never be in a state where it's fit for release on a somewhat credible platform


also the format in itself sets it apart from all the other shitty greenlight games in a much worse way. a downhill mmo is one thing. a downhill mmo managed by the idiotic playerbase is something else entirely.



also why would you mention a nintendo console and any other console in the same breath but call the other one pleb

[Kamaeru]

nintendo > everyone else at video game making

if you disagree, you are entitled to be wrong

[maximus_asinus]

Originally Posted by Kamaeru

nintendo > everyone else at video game making

if you disagree, you are entitled to be wrong

Nintendo has been milking the same 3 properties for 30 years, and maybe strayed from the same formula a half dozen times. Nothing great about that.

[kia345]

Originally Posted by maximus_asinus

Nintendo has been milking the same 3 properties for 30 years, and maybe strayed from the same formula a half dozen times. Nothing great about that.

and to add to that, it's the same formula over and over and sometimes it still sucks. yeah there are great marios and zeldas but jesus **** there's some poor ones.


anyway it's easy to be successful when you're




casual

so props to botw I guess for not just being a rehash of a link to the past for the 300th time

give me another good metroid and then we'll talk

o also props to splatoon for being a new IP, when was the last time nintendo got behind one of those, pikmin? chibi robo?




play nier

[Kamaeru]

Originally Posted by kia345

play nier

I tried but the PC version is worse and less playable than Super Man 64

It was really laughable coming off of a 25 hour BOTW binge. Bayonetta 2 is better.

The other stuff you said is awful bait, ALTTP is god-tier game design, Wii U palpably has the best games of any current console, and Nintendo hasn't made any of the mistakes you speak of. It's always the situation that if Nintendo doesn't do what you wanted, you complain, but if they do, you also complain. For you, they will never win. For the world on the other hand, all they've done is provide everyone with some of the best entertainment. It really goes to show how much integrity it takes to be Nintendo, or to even be an ardent follower of Nintendo. When competitors get a game on their platform that is great, I usually buy their consoles and praise them for it (MGS on ps1-3 and JSRF on xbox, amazing games on amazing systems). When Nintendo puts a killer app on their platform, one so impressive that there has never been a game like it before even, what happens? You criticize them anyway. In fact you've doubled down on your criticism oddly enough. I'm pretty sure I've figured out who the fanboys are.

[Kamaeru]

Originally Posted by maximus_asinus

Nintendo has been milking the same 3 properties for 30 years, and maybe strayed from the same formula a half dozen times. Nothing great about that.

That would be a legit criticism if it were true, but you made the numbers up. The truth is that almost 100% of the time that an innovative and successful video game product has ever hit the market, it was made by Nintendo.

Prove me wrong. You can't.

[Crono]

Originally Posted by Kamaeru

nintendo > everyone else at video game making

if you disagree, you are entitled to be wrong

lul.

[kia345]

nintendo games are only "innovative" because they keep making ridiculous gimmick controllers that the games have to "innovate" to use. every game that hasn't been that has been shovelware whether it was good or bad. "innovation" doesn't mean anything. it's a made up metric that people like to parrot in place of anything substantial.

as for "successful", which is marginally real if you consider that sales, "almost 100%" must mean "under 50%, most of which is from the 80/90s or rehashes of something from the 80/90s (0 "innovation"). and "under half" is not a contender for "the best"


nintendo is your number 1 source for remakes of good nintendo games

nintendo doesn't even have blast processing

[Kamaeru]

Originally Posted by kia345

as for "successful", which is marginally real if you consider that sales, "almost 100%" must mean "under 50%, most of which is from the 80/90s or rehashes of something from the 80/90s (0 "innovation"). and "under half" is not a contender for "the best"

Can anyone successfully read this sentence?^

[maximus_asinus]

I agree, this thread is very interesting. I never got to see fanboyism this close, even after nearly 2 decades on the internet. Keep it up.

[sandin]

Originally Posted by maximus_asinus

I agree, this thread is very interesting. I never got to see fanboyism this close, even after nearly 2 decades on the internet. Keep it up.

What the man said.

[Sinkler]

Hi Lyndzey

[Cubes]

this thread breaks all the rules, someone pls call a mod

[Crono]

kaemeru is interesting because hes one of the few people who has an alpha attitude when it comes to arguing but is just always wrong

[Crow]

lol

[Kamaeru]

Originally Posted by Crono

kaemeru is interesting because hes one of the few people who has an alpha attitude when it comes to arguing but is just always wrong

show me da proof

[Crono]

Originally Posted by Kamaeru

show me da proof

proof is in da pudding

[Kamaeru]

Originally Posted by Crono

kaemeru is interesting because hes one of the few people who has an alpha attitude when it comes to arguing but is just always wrong

Except for that time in the level design forum when u took like 2 years to make a level. I rate that level 9.5/10 better than BOTW.

[Crono]

Originally Posted by Kamaeru

Except for that time in the level design forum when u took like 2 years to make a level. I rate that level 9.5/10 better than BOTW.

i never finished it so technically its still ongoing

[Kamaeru]

Originally Posted by Crono

i never finished it so technically its still ongoing

I wanted to have a real comp but understand that nobody cares about actually developing graal anymore

[Crono]

Originally Posted by Kamaeru

I wanted to have a real comp but understand that nobody cares about actually developing graal anymore

ye boi

[sandin]

Now i think that Kamaeru is just mocking us.
I would like to believe that everything he said was just a joke.

[LimetasticSlushy]

How in the world did this thread get derailed so much so fast .-.

[Kamaeru]

Originally Posted by LimetasticSlushy

How in the world did this thread get derailed so much so fast .-.

I said that we should put Graal on Plebstation, and apparently I didn't grovel enough to the god emperor master race console because that somehow triggered everyone into a BOTW damage control frenzy.

[kia345]

haha wow bayo 1 on pc I bet it's terrible without innovation(tm)* *a registered trademark of nintendo

[Kamaeru]

Xbox ceo agrees with me:

http://nintendoeverything.com/xbox-b...do-once-again/

[kia345]

suit spouts meaningless buzzwords, more on this after the weather

[Kamaeru]

meet me on classic and spar, it's time to fite