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The Adventures of Dante!
Dante relaxed in his parish, trying to contact Stefan.
"Ah, no luck again," he said. "Well, maybe next time." He walked idly through his parish, tidying it up. "Hey..." He turned with a start to discover a shrouded figure standing in the corner. "Oh, no!" he gasped.
Out of the corner stepped the mishapen body, the perverted smile, the... bulbous head, of... Spongebob squarepants!
"Ah!" Dante screamed, running from the room.
"What'sa matter with him?" Spongebob said and started jump roping.
Meanwhile some of the intrepid adventurers had stumbled upon a wonderfully stocked armaments store. At the desk was none other than Psyker!
"So there you are, Psyker," Lamer said. "I wondered where you ran off to after grabbing Dante's money!" Psyker grinned. "I'm a business man at heart," he answered, "and that money happened to be enough for a down payment on this shop!"
"Well, we'll just be checking out your stuff," TheGame said.
Psyker smiled broader. "Of course, of course-" he paused. "You break it you buy it!!!!"
Deetto and dozer walked quickly to the explosives section. "I'm gonna get some l337 stuff!" deetto said. "shut the hell up deetto," dozer answered. They started punching each other.
Several police strolled into the shop a while after, whistling: Jack, Lyndzey, Tolerian, Ultimate, Kyle, Cloud X, and Yakuzo.
TheGame raised a suspicious eyebrow. "Those stupid police are totally messed up. But I should be their chief."
Lyndzey walked to the front of the store. "I heard that, that's it, we're choosing a new police chief this instant! - wait, no, never mind."
"Grrr..." Lugie growled, "I can tell I'm being shoved out of this!"
Psyker grinned awkwardly "Hey guys why don't you just look at the things I'm selling instead of fighting? Come over here, Tyhm, help them out!"
A tall and annoyed looking fellow with long hair, tied by a bandana came out of a back door. "Yes boss," he grumbled. As he walked past the counter, he was brusquely shoved aside by Jack, who was jumping on top of a shelf!
"Okay, that's it, I'm in charge here and I'm not gonna accept you insulting the police force anymore what have we ever done wrong we only helped you I didn't"
"Shut up Jack!" Everyone in the room shouted at once. Kyle finally said: "That's it, let's get 'em!"
Instantly swords were drawn across the room, except by Tyhm who walked back to the door grumbling.
James205, the famous sparrer, was the first to fight, lunging after Yakuzo. TheGame followed suite by attacking Jack. Dozer and deetto ran for Ultimate and Tolerian. "No, wait," Tolerian pleaded "We're not corrupt police! We'll fight for your side!"
The brave Yakuzo was a victim of James' azure blade quickly. Lamer jumped into battle against Kyle. And, infamous Freak sped as quickly into the fray against Lyndzey.
With the battle raging everywhere, Psyker quickly turned to Tyhm. "Quick, get a bag ready for the gralat, Tyhm!" Tyhm groaned. "Yes, boss."
TheGame finally finished Jack. His skill was far too high to be defeated. Lamer, battling against Kyle began to feel tired. His opponent was more powerful than he expected! "Hehe, somebody wanna help me out a bit here?" he asked nervously. "Just imagine he's one of those stone's I made, Lamer," TrueHeat answered. He was too busy admiring a piece of chainmail to battle.
Lamer grinned. "Right, mining! That makes money!" Psyker, who was sweeping the gralat from Jack's body, responded immediately: "Did somebody say money?"
Lamer drew his axe and swung it wildly, finally connecting and ripping Kyle's stomach!
Now the only police fighting was Lyndzey. Cloud, who saw the strength of the others, cleared for the door, but on the way out, bumped Tyhm and knocked him in the face! Tyhm grimaced and said: "That's enough! L...A...T... Pooooowwwwwwwer!!!!!" He began to charge a great energy in his fingers, when Infamous Freak, still a deadly beserker, managed to kill Lyndzey himself.
Tyhm, seeing the fight was over, calmed down, just in time to cease the release of the LAT power.
Dante walked into the store from the parsonage. "Hey guys! See anything you think I'd like?" He surveyed the bloody scene, the broken glass, disheveled weapons and dilapidated store, a scene completed by Psyker and Lamer fighting over who would get Lyndzey's money. "Um... guess not!"
Before they left, Tyhm talked to Dante. Dante said "I can tell there's more evil and conflict in this land. Where is it coming from?" Tyhm answered "The evil is a force known as Ice Pick, executing a dastardly plan to become the God of Graal..." Dante gasped. "How do we stop him?" Tyhm shook his head "He's already become far too powerful... But... I think there is hope. You must seek out an ancient power, the CURSE OF THE IP BAN, and destroy him with it!"
Dante ran to the others, all certain of their duty, to seek that power and bring peace to Graal!
Tyhm and Psyker came running up from behind. "Wait!" Psyker said. "Now that the shop is destroyed, can we come with you to destroy Ice Pick?" Tyhm asked. The whole party agreed, and it was obvious that they would continue to get stronger and stronger! |