[Lance]

I wish it wasn't against the rules to call you an attention _ _ _ _ _. I so very wish it wasn't.

Anyway, though. I don't know if you're a guy pretending to be a girl, or a girl pretending to be a guy, something in between, both, neither, whatever. On top of that, I really don't care.

I only have one question.

What would prompt someone to craft such a lie about themself (regardless of whether Chris or Emily is the lie)?