My father blames/suspects me for everything that goes wrong with his computer... Even when he gets spam like the ones that say:
"Hi, my name is sandy, i like to be naked infront of my webcam"
He asks ME about it... As if I would sign up for porn to HIS email address... rofl
And, when we got a new stick of memory put in the computer, it started rebooting on it's own, so he blamed it on me downloading something malicious, even when I specifically told him it was the RAM... Finally he gave it, removed the stick of memory, and ate his words... >)