[narkotic]

::A tattered and worn note is posted here on the board and held in place with a green-jeweled dagger::

A Merry Christmas to you and your friend,
It's too bad the way it had to end,
This day before the eve of christmas,
I bet you're wondering where your ship is.
Say hello to your governor for me,
And wish him the best Christmas that can be.

Norm Kahn
Bane of Sanity, Captain of The Green Booger.

::The oddly written text precedes a horribly drawn map, made of mostly shades of green::