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Originally posted by haunter
Wtf, that was the worst story ever! No princess or ANYTHING!@ Where's the happily ever after part?!
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it was a dark and stormy once upon a time there lived a boy named dante who was homeschooled. he wasnt book smart and had no friends but he had a great imagination. once day he was wandering the woods when he collided with little farin. they became good friends and then they went around the forest and they heard someone yelling in the distance so they went to look. it was a girl and she was tied to train tracks so they went to rescue her. she said thank you and that she was a princess. then she let them into her palace and they frolicked around the palace gardens while drinking Hi-C boxes and eating warm ham sandwhiches. then they were really tired and they sat down and the princess sighed and said that she was more tired than a scandinavian race horse hopped up on heroin mixed with rat poison with 5 pregnant amazon skunks attached to its back with sweaty red duct tape and only one nike shoe on its top right foot with untied laces. then they had a deep conversation about life and the ups and downs of being in a forest. then dante realized this was all in his imagination and he was imagining it to get these terrible cows of his mind because they didnt even look like cows b/c they had no legts and their bodies were perfectly round and they had gigantic weird nostiles and mishappen heads. and then little dante looked up at his imaginary friend horse and asked it if it ever got the urge to put his pinky on a table and smash the tip apart with the back of an axe. then he felt silly as he thought to himself "horses dont have pinkys@!"
END OF STORY!@