1.Me because I'm

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2.Me because I can multi-task.
3.Me because I like to argue.
4.Me because Graal is boring now.
5.Me because go Eskimos!
6.Me because "Caw!"
7.Me because ...
8.Me because yeehaw, I'm bored!
9.Tyrial because he is just so fun to make fun of.
10.You because you make retarded threads.