[Discharge]

No I didn’t get beat up, nor would I ever of been bean up. You see, I sent a friend to ask my...how would I call her...Ex-Prom Date? Anyways, I sent my friend to ask the guy supposedly my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person if his going out with her. The reply was simply no. So his still the ex-boyfriend of my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person. So now I’m a little confused because the Monday we got back from Prom weekend she said she went to Prom with her boyfriend and the day before Prom she said she got back with her boyfriend. Then days later she changed the story to “I went to a wedding on Prom day”

I really don’t know which is true, however when my friend and I drove past her that Prom morning which was a Saturday, we saw her pretty dressed up with allot of make-up. So far these what? Past two weeks since May 3rd there has been like a Berlin Wall between us because In class, she sits exactly next to me to the right. Actually, its more like I’m invisible because she would throw notes across our table to the person to the left of me. In addition, she would frequently go around me from behind and talk to the person to the left of me and acting like nothing happened. Her laughter in class is like torture on me because her attitude is so apathetic towards me but to everyone one else she laughs her head off. Now this Monday of this week she said she had a back alley abortion. Yea, right OK. This is just another lie, I wouldn’t be surprise if her travel to Mexico to get breast implants was also a lie.

Now on Tuesday, I was In room listening to music when my phone starts to ringing, I check my Caller ID and it says my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person cell phone number and name. She has her phone under her sister name so I thought I was about to be cuss out some more by her sister. I hear a familiar squeaky voice, its my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person good friend that greets me on the phone instead of my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person sister. Basically, she talks about doing perverse things with me and I could swore I heard laughter in the background. She then tells me she has to go, now I’m thinking why would she call me using my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person cell phone? 4 mins tick away and I decide to call back to get to the bottom of this.
When they answer the phone I hear only a very FAMILIAR voice. It was the voice of my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person. I quickly grab my cereal bowl and put it over my mouth to hopefully distort my voice. This is what I say hehe:

Discharge: “Is Ashley there?”

Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person: (With an attitude) “No why the hell would there be an Ashley when this isn’t Ashley’s cell phone number”

Discharge: “Oh. I must of gotten the wrong number”

::Click::

Now you might also be wondering why didn’t I go beat up her “boy-friend” Well here is why...

1. They’re not together and have been separated ever since they broke up.
2. His a stocky fellow that is just slightly chubby and It would be sad because he comes to my shoulders.
3. Well because of #1 what would be the point when they were never going out and it was made up?
4. As for his friend, the guy that my Ex-Prom Date/Never became a date/person wanted to “do things” with him is a dwarf looking yet really buff guy. This guy does not even come to my shoulder really would of been thrown around by my friend.

So there you have it kids in Discharge’s Weekly Soap Opera.