[Kaiser2]

-You fear studying for a test because if you fail reading the book it will turn to dust.
-You buy a sword from Chinatown and then run around yelling "Mass Message: Chinatown dealer Wong is a scammer! Do NOT buy from him! He says he'll sell you a flaming sword but it's just a sword!"
-You stare at a mushroom for a long time and wonder why you can't identify it.
-You wave a stick yelling "DIMENSION DOOR!" and since nothing happens you just say "I bet Stefan still hasn't uploaded it yet."
-You bring a heart to your dog and ask it to give you a pet egg.
-You walk down the stairs into the subway, thinking it is a dungeon, and wonder why no wolves have jumped out to attack you.
-You kill a really hairy guy wearing pants, eat his leg, and when people ask you what the h*ll did you do, you say "He was a wolf, and I was hungry."
-You go to the nearest Jewlery store and ask if they have any Rings of War for sale.
-You yell /restart 0568 and wonder why you haven't restarted your life.
-you say /sit and wonder why you're still standing.
-you beat up 5 people and wonder why you haven't leveled up yet.
-you attack stray dogs and cats hoping to raise your weapon class.
-you make a suit of metal and when people ask you why you're wearing it, you say "I need to boost my ac so I don't get killed while on battle mode"
-a thug mugs you at knifepoint and you laugh at him, saying he can't hurt you because you're on peaceful mode.
-you wonder why the moon hasn't crashed yet.
-you travel by boat.
-you say unstick me in hopes of getting home faster. and you do O.o