Chris, you don't trust your old pal Morrolan e'Drien/Vlad Taltos? I'm hurt now
And Excal, my weapon is growing stronger (well, my latest one) so don't attack me, it might not be fun for either of us next time

Yeah, um and...you cast diseases on me! man, just be glad that I'm a pacifist in real life, and that it passed over into my gaming, or else I'd be a powergamer too.