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JIM:

In the year of 2002, more then 16 million of NOOBS were killed and raped! President STEFAN made new GRAAL LAWs:
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1) If you see a noob walk by, KILL it.
2) Don't give a fair fight against noobs.
3) You may not let a noob go even though they are cute.
4) If you see a female noob walk by, rape her of you'll be jailed!
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ONE DAY, in Graal City, a noob named Sam Johnson, made a wonderful speech about how their life was. Then after 3 boring hours of his speech, a gunshot accured in place. There lies Sam Johnson, being shot down by an anti-noob. Everyone was so pissed that they raped that assassin and spanked his sorry panty holes. So then, the noobs declare war on the anti-noobies. So the story beings...... (Look at the picture)