[Butz]

You're addicted to Graal when...
...you pick up vases in a museum and start throwing them, and then wonder why little hearts don't fall out, and why they don't respawn.

...you hear about a murder on the news and wonder what the big deal is, they just need to press a key to continue.

...you run away from bullies and hide under a bush, because you think they can't see your name that way.

...you start holding up little signs in the shape of thought clouds to express your emotions.

...you get your name legally changed to include your guild tag.

...you start searching through bushes for bombs.

...you get a bad cut from the lawnmower and retreat to your bed, because it will heal you.

...you blame the NPC server for the fact that the apple seeds you planted 10 minutes ago haven't sprouted into a small tree yet.

That's all I can think of for now.