[CowgirlBebop]

Originally posted by Arkan1s
Once upon a time, there was a guy named Bob. He liked to play Graal every day. He had a mom that was very annoying. One day...

"Wow cool! An event...Survivor Island!" said Bob. He requested a warp into the island. And he was warped. After a few minutes, the event started and Bob and the other players fought.

Near the end of the game, it was only Bob and this other dude named Xain remaining. Bob was excited that this was the chance to show his mad skills.

Right then, Bob's mom came in his room and yelled at him like a freaking WH00R to go downstairs and eat lunch. Bob looked back at the screen to see how everything was going when Xain was slashing Bob left and right. So bob held down the left key.
Then bob looked back at his mom and said, "Just FIVE minutes, PLEEEEEASE! Five!" She *****SLAPPED Bob. Bob's mom said,
"IT HAS ALREADY BEEN TEN MINUTES, COME DOWN NOW YOU SON OF A *****! If you're not down in FIVE minutes, I'm gonna KILL YOU." She walked out of Bob's room. Still holding the left key down, Bob looked back at the screen and saw that he had jumped off a cliff, off of survivor island by accident.

-The end-

poor you :-(