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Originally posted by Zurkiba
Bring it on  ... I'll get... Johan back on Graal! And He'll... umm Boss you around?
Then I'll get Meow to set your forum posts to -1000? again
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Theres one problem there.
They have both vanished and left X, the uncapable new owner (whoever he is), to kill X (in less than a month) by hiring a certain staff member who has a history of hacking. Any guesses?
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*is looking around "SeaWeapons R Us"*
TDM: What do we have here?....An "Anti-Sea Homing Missile Launcher 5000 Deluxe"???
*picks it up and takes it to the counter*
TDM: Ill take this please.
Bob (counter person): That'll be 50,000 gralat please.
TDM: I have 0.2 gold. Will that do?
Bob: No money. No "Anti-Sea Homing Missile Launcher 5000 Deluxe".
*Bob takes the item back*
TDM: Do you have any Cannons?
Bob: Sure.
TDM: Whats your best one?
Bob: The "1 Second Delay Homing Cannon"!
TDM: Ill take it!
*Bob passes TDM the cannon*
Bob: Thatll be 12,000 Gralat.
TDM: I cant afford that either....
*Bob takes the item back*
TDM: Do you have a pistol....
*two hours and many items later*
Bob: The Dagger will cost 100 gralats.
TDM: *sniffle*
*Bob takes the item back*
TDM: Do you have a....plank of wood?
Bob: Sure.
*Bob passes TDM the plank of wood*
Bob: Thats 12 gralats.
TDM: *cries*
"Bob takes back the item*
TDM: A stick?
Bob: 10 gralats
TDM: A twig?
Bob: 6 gralats
TDM: A thorn?
Bob: 0.4 gold
TDM: So close.....a blunt thorn?
Bob: 0.2 gold
TDM: Ill take it!
*Bob passes the blunt thorn to TDM*
TDM: Oh yeah. Zurkiba is going down!
*TDM leaves SeaWeapons R Us with his trusty blunt thorn*