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VI: The Crybaby
Probably the most monotonously predictable of all the breeds of lamers, this breed is the one that absolutely, positively, cannot come to grasps with the fact that he sucks and just got his ass
kicked. Every time he gets beaten, he will whine about how much his opponent(s) cheated, and how much he hates cheaters, and how his opponent had better (or no) lag so he doesnt get killed or he will start sending mass pms and ***** about how his opposition cheated. For him, the possibility that he isnt as good as the person who just whipped him is too minute to even CONSIDER!!!! He will often pause, or disconnect, putting him in two breed categories, and then go to the forums and whine about how he was cheated on. The sad part is, that many lamers on the forum actually BELIEVE HIM, even though he cannot come up with one iota of evidence. This is the type of lamer thats the best at bullshitting (especially to himself.) He stays awake for nights on end trying to convince himself that the opposition cheated. He is a compulsive fool. In my opinion, the worst of all the lamers. Beware of him.
VII: The GP
Definetly the most discouraging and depressing of all breeds of lamers out there. Now excluding a select few GPs, most of this breed tend to waste your time on graal. Many people ask them questions, and even if they are good, questions- ones that deservve an answer, the GP might completely ignore you. On the rare occasion that they do reply, it is often to say “I’m to busy to help you. There are too many others who need my help” and “I cant help you”, when the question may simply be “could you please reset level overworld13.graal?” I have often found in my research that one GP might say that they cannot help you and when you go to ask another (like 1 of the 3 listed above) they can be quite helpful. Most GP’s assistance depends on their mood that very day. Should one just have broken up with his girlfriend he might very well ban you from graal for little or no reason. Should they be in a good mood, you might very well find that while you have been on graal for 3 years that a newbiue who has been on graal only 2 days is made a GP all because he or she said “Wow, a GP. I wish I could be one!” Those who wish to become a GP often must be a good friend with one of this breed. Most of this breed is quite corrupt, and you would do well to take caution in which GP’s you deal with.
Well, that concludes volume one of "The Encyclopedia of Lamers." Stay tuned for volume two including the Pker, and perhaps a few other rare or exotic breeds of lamers. I hope none of you took offense of this, and I hope you all take it light-heartedly. Lemme know what you think.
Regards,
Duthight – Co-Owner of Rudora
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I havent slept for over 24 hours. Im veeery tired, and theres bound to be
a HELLUVA lot of spelling and grammar errors in this post, so please
dont critisize. Im too sleepy to even bother to proofread it. Good
night.
