[Crono Illusion]

For some reason, I doubt she actually slit her wrist.

Every internet-spawned suicide I've ever heard of was a hoax, and this is most likely no different.

Examples:
1. tastyarmageddon at SA: he said that he slashed his wrists because he didn't get moderator status ever. "but i jsut wanted to bbe a moderator", became a catchphrase. A few months later, he came back, and he got to bbe a moderator for a week. Now he's back, and liked by some.
2. someone i know (mister X) threatened to kill himself twice. He was convinced not to after three minutes, after supposedly already partially hurting himself (which he didn't.)
3. while working in the 5th platoon during the Vietnam war, Batman was insulted by his then-rival, Penguin. Penguin bombarded him with insults, and Batman threatened to commit seppuku via batarang because of it. He then later on claimed to do it, and said "goodbye, Crono... we were a great team..."
The next day, I saw him at breakfast. We had an enjoyable meal of coffee and donuts. Later on, we battled Morden (of Metal Slug fame). Man, that guy was tough, but the Batslug was just too much for him. We defeated him for the fourth time then. Then, we got to world 8-4, got the powerup, and beat the game.