12-19-2001, 10:45 PM
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Poof! I am God
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Terra
Posts: 2,805
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Ahem. After spending 2 years in jail for charges of monkey smuggling, I got a chance to settle down with my true calling... monkey smuggling. |
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Try Colonel Blackwash's Chicken in a Drawer! Our chickens are mined daily to ensure freshness. We also prepare our chickens to your unique specifications, such as:
Extra Hairy Chicken!
Extra Filthy Chicken!
And for you folks who like to wrestle down a good meal, Extra Surly Chicken! Folks come as far as Dirtbag Detroit just to lick our chickens. And remember, if you can't keep it down - YOU EAT FOR FREE!
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