[Jerom]

As Lord Helmut put it...:
Mastercola: Nice job on that quest mom
Mom: Thanks hunny, couldnt have done it without those wonderful NPCs you made.
Mastercola: It was nothing! You should see my upcomming rupee dropper. I got the script from some message board.
Mom: Hunny you are so smart
Father: Quit hitting me
Sister: I want a bomy
Mastercola: I dont have that script yet
Sister: *Cries*
Mom: Hunny, Please get that script soon. Its your sisters birthday and she needs a bomy.

And so on...