[grim_squeaker_x]

I should be ET for the following reasons:

1. I'm never online.
2. The only event I'll ever hold if I even hold any will be survivor without any supervision.
3. If I do supervise survivor I'll say you're disqualified if you accidentaly hit me, while always accidentally walking in the middle of the field.
4. I'll say that I'll give 30 gralat prizes at the beginning of each event and then complain that the winner cheated and not give any money.

I'd be perfect right?