[bloodykiller]

this one was nicer

William Soul (Mon Apr 11 00:55:22 2011):
Mass message:
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
Been a long time coming, however, here goes!
I'd like to formally announce an opening position in the prestigious Soul Family.
We are currently in-seek of an undetermined amount of members.
The Soul Family has been Era's most elite and prestigious organization since, lord knows when.

If you are interested, simply give me a holla and I'll make sure to keep a constant watch on your accomplishments. If you are outstanding, I will then pass your name through our ranks and other members will view you as well.

Thank you.

- William Soul.