Y'know, you guys should celebrate with your inner-selves in my absence.
I mean after all, I can't "openly" make you look like **** anymore, unless we're here

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@Tk:
Remember what I told you about speaking in my presence?
Same goes for in my absence. You're not allowed to.
Sorry, you just don't meet the requirements.
@RandomGroupie:
Refer to Tk's response.
@Failure, errr Ocelot:
You're just mental. I thought it was obvious by now - sheesh.