
07-29-2001, 02:21 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Texas anyone?
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The Graal Do's and Dont's! by: SaiyanSaviour
As the newbies sit patiently at seats infront of a chalkboard their Instuctor walks in. "Listen up you pipsqueaks! You're all here today to learn how to be succesful in your life. It's time for you all to grow up and learn how to stay cool and maintain your rights"! said the Instuctor. "Can I be on staff?" said a stupid Newbie. "NO! Now sit up you worthless pieces of crap that give a bad name to Graal". "You all are going to watch a movie on how to be a non-newbie thingie". The instructor places the film reel on the projector.
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TH E GRA A L D O'S A ND DO N T'S
This here is a newbie named SupersaiyanjinGohan22260, he want's to find some gralats. So he decides to beat up an oldbie, and ends up getting killed. Did you see something wrong there. This is the right thing to do. As SupersaiyanjinGohan22260 walks up to an oldbie he asks kindly for some gralat. He get's beaten up the cool way.
Step 2: Be cool, change your looks!
As a newbie named Supa'Bonemega5000X walks into a room with cool looking people with afro hats he acts so cool and yells out the word "Oh yeah, we be cool!!!!!1111" After the Graalians see the red, white, and blue newbie he get's 3 fireballs thrown at him, causing him to have 1,234,648,246,978,100 deaths. What was the right thing to do? As a newbie named Supa'Bonemega5000X walks into a room with cool looking people, he forgets he had to change his looks. He get's slashed several times and dies. That's how to run out in style!
Final Step: Be Hip, be hop, be cool!
Earlier you saw the poor guy named SupersaiyanjinGohan22260 ask for some gralats, he got pk'ed the cool way. Now he will be the next victom... errr subject to demostra...aaaaaaaaaaatttttteeeeeeeee....
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"Ah darn, something cut that off. Oh well, make due with what you learned. Reporting out!" |
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