On the note of the phones, I used to love calling the payphone that used to be left of unstick me a few years ago.
I would be close by and if either end hung up, the other end would not be disconnected and could not move until they also said :end call, so when someone answered I would say 1 simple line: "
I hope you know how to hang up the phone", hang up on them, run there and beat them to death slowly as they fumbled to figure out how to hang up.
