If people say things like "OMG I CANT PLAY GRAL CUASE THEY SAID THEIR IS MOR THAN 1 GOD AND THAT IS AGANST MUH RELIJIN" Then reply with "Yeah, I know what you mean. Oh, by the way, I ass-rammed God the other day, want the pictues?"

BOY HOWDY THAT SCARES EM AWAY GOOD!