[lordbosh]

The followers of Boshism declare the central most portion of the island as the location for the new Temple of Boshism. We shall construct four massive fortress towers with training facilities in each area and a massive cow launching trebuchet on the very top.

But I am not without pity on the scholars. I shall permit the archive building to be constructed in the sewer section of my magnificent temple so that we may all never worry about running out of toilet paper.

So let it be done!