[jkool666]

Simple answer:
Pooper, Sulukra, Unknown (Desear or w/e) or Typhoon. I'd give them 4 applications any day.
Typhoon and Sulukra arn't on Zone that often though. Pooper I feel may crack from the constant insults thats plays throw out the second they see (Events Team). *Looks at sean*.
Unknown would be perfect I think. Thats just me though...

And actually, I can't believe I'm saying this, but based on recent improvement, John would do a fine job as well (if he was nicer to the female community of Zone).