[whealie]

Try doing the following


-Kissing a Fair Maiden (if it worked for the frog it'll work for you)
-Keep saying your a Real Boy.(he got his wish)
-Go to sleep untill a Princes finds you and decides to bet with a friend about kissing you
-become a the frist evil monster comiden
-Go Broad way!
-Make sure There is No Trolls Under the nearest Brige