[AlaricoMontario]

Across the Pirate island, notices began appearing, from far away all that could be seen was a small blue fish insignia at the bottom corner, apparently a seal of some official or some such. Upon coming closer, you can finally make out the small wavy text

To the great Keepers of the Sea, the Pirates:


The Zormitian Interior Ministry is giving a diamond to whichever Pirate clears away the idiocy caused by disgruntled Zormitian-wannabes of the Dustari and Forest Kingdoms that have for so long plauged the seas.

We grow tired of seeing starving Elves and Humans continually chanting "Boo Zormite" until they die of starvation, although we repeatedly stop by and offer them the best of fish. It seems they are too hard headed for their own good.

As an extra note, no payment will be given for the destruction of the ship which discusses the intelligence of one Etien Debaglio.

Regards,
Valanduil Claudius Nicholl

You walk away to grab your boat. A diamond to clear away what a couple of stupid people spend hours upon hours doing because they have no life! A true b argain if you ever saw one!