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Originally Posted by Splke
Hi. My names Andrew.. "Hello Andrew." I've been clean for uh.. 6 months now.. and I have to say.. I feel like a new man. I really think this has all helped me, and that all of you have helped me do thi-- ooh shiney things.
Once a scammer, always a scammer. Believe me, I'm one. ^_^
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Well, you see, the problem is, you're not thinking along the lines of Andruvian Logic.
The Aristotelian logic draws its conclusion from examination of the predicates, in a flowing logical manner, such that if A implies B, and B implies C, then A therefore implies C.
However, if we examine the same such argument under the school of Andruvian Logic, we can see that if A implies B, and B implies C, then A therefore implies Peanut Butter Sandwiches.
However, this is only the case on Tuesdays. On all other days, A implies Threeve.
Scholars have wracked their brains for months trying to decode the workings of Andruvian logic, only to come to the same conclusion every time: Saturday Morning Cartoons
were better in the 80's.