Warp rings have no sexual feelings, if any feelings at all... so the verdict is: They're not *** (or even straight)
I still don't like them, though. It screws the whole purpose of traveling, and I kind of like walking through the different landscapes of G2k (It's like... Tree, Tree, oh look! A mountain!). And in a playerworld, I actually warped myself to the ending point of a quest, and it kind of sucks when you can get the treasure without doing the quest
