[Inspiration]

I'll let Bill Hicks say this best!



"I've been traveling a lot lately -- I was over in Australia during Easter. It was interesting to note they celebrate Easter the same way we do -- commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit ... left chocolate eggs in the night ...


Gee, I wonder why we're so messed up as a race. Anybody got any clues out there? You know, I've read the Bible -- can't find the words "bunny" or "chocolate" in the whole book.


Where do we get this stuff from? And why those two things? Why not "Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in our sock drawers?" I mean, as long as we're making stuff up, let's go hog wild.

At least a goldfish going with a lincoln log on its back going across your floor to your sock drawer has a miraculous connotation to it

"Mommy I woke today and there was a lincoln log in me sock drawer"
"That's the story of Jesus!"
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