A Notice
 

Across the Pirate island, notices began appearing, from far away all that could be seen was a small blue fish insignia at the bottom corner, apparently a seal of some official or some such. Upon coming closer, you can finally make out the small wavy text

To the great Keepers of the Sea, the Pirates:


The Zormitian Interior Ministry is giving a diamond to whichever Pirate clears away the idiocy caused by disgruntled Zormitian-wannabes of the Dustari and Forest Kingdoms that have for so long plauged the seas.

We grow tired of seeing starving Elves and Humans continually chanting "Boo Zormite" until they die of starvation, although we repeatedly stop by and offer them the best of fish. It seems they are too hard headed for their own good.

As an extra note, no payment will be given for the destruction of the ship which discusses the intelligence of one Etien Debaglio.

Regards,
Valanduil Claudius Nicholl

You walk away to grab your boat. A diamond to clear away what a couple of stupid people spend hours upon hours doing because they have no life! A true b argain if you ever saw one!

Sage grabs mug of pirate rum as he thinks over this request. I dunno about anyone else, but thats a lot of my drinking time spent for not much payment.

Riddance of such nuisances should be one's priority anyhow. The renaming of vessels to something foolish does nothing but endanger the life of the craft itself.

Ha, I don't see many Forest or Dustari members trying to be like Zormite =/
It's the other way around =D

You've completely missed the point.

Someone's never heard of IC and propaganda...

hmm... Id rather drink until i drop than attack the kingdoms of my friends for a mere diamond

The problem is most of the people in Graal Kingdoms will roleplay only when it benefits them to do so. There is no continuous roleplaying ever. IC propaganda wont work against people who hate my guts irl.

Har har this thread had been dead for a month...and I don't remember ever seeing it before.

me either, just noticed that. oh well ;[

Ha ha, this is very true :)