I like cream cakes :(
 

So I'm sitting here, all alone in college, minding my own business, when suddenly BANG. Stupid taste buds start going crazy and put cream cake taste in my mouth. Do they want to drive me mad? Don't they know I'm allergic to cream? And why the heck am I even posting this?

O.o

o_O

I know, but I was driven mad by the combined effect of my self-destructive taste buds and my boredom.

You know I'm allergic to pizza too? And chocolate? People should just give me money out of sympathy.

:eek:

On the plus side, I can eat bread and rice.

GO GET A NUTRIENT IV

I would like you to explain what that is, please.

well, you put this needle into your arm
there is a sac on the end of the tube that connects to the needle
it goes into your blood system.
you are now getting a nutrient coctail

of course, you would feel starving all the time and you would get an ulser after a while..but hey! atleast you wont be allergic

*blinks*

I finally think, for the first time in years, that there are worse things in the world than milk allergies.

Bah, spamming is lame....In my opinion atleast.

Hmmm...cake does sound good though.. *thinks he should eat more*


~Alkaren Out~

The definition of spam is a hard one to place. We don't have to be on-topic at all times, after all.

ehh..sorry I'm used to having to be atleast on topic most of the time..I'll try to keep such comments to myself from now on..lol

~ALkaren Out~

Hey, I can take it. But my cream cake problem is a matter of life and death, and necessitated my off-topic-ness. I wouldn't have done it otherwise. No, not even if I had bruised my knuckles...