Favorite Movie Quotes
 

-Dumb and Dumber

-Waterboy

-Waterboy

-waterboy

-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

"So your house burned down, you almost got raped, and your car doesnt start. Look on the brightside."
-The Breaks

-Duke, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas

"I'll be back"
-Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"I can see down your shirt." - Joe Dirt

"I got Jerry Garcia in a Pouch, man!" - Stoner dude, Half Baked

"Dodge this. *gunshot*" -The Matrix
"*slams a can of Spigetteo's on the ground* Microsoft went down 3 points." -Big Daddy

"Yippie kai yay mother ****er" Die Hard

That "stoner dude" was jim bruer. Half baked is my favorite movie. His name in the movie escapes me as we speak although I have seen that movie at least 50 times (literally)

I know that was jim Breur, Im not a total idiot!

good one icehawk :)

"Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of f**king *******s. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your f**king fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"

-Scarface

"Hello, Clarice"

-Hannibal

"Balls in or balls out? *tied up guy mumbles because mouth is tied up* I will choose for you..."


-Hannibal

*boom*
-Hiroshima (The Motion Picture)

If you're going to quote Hannibal, do it correctly or not at all. The word is "bowels" and not "balls".

- S

pathetic!

Officer: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Chris Farley: "About 60, maybe 70 tops."
Officer: "7. You were going 7 miles per hour, and normally people pull to the side of the road."
Chris Farley: "Damn!"

- Black Sheep

^ from Happy Gilmore


"Quid pro quo, Clarice? Yes... or no?" - The Silence of the Lambs
"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." - The Silence of the Lambs

Guy is Shooter McGavin!

they seem to show every Adam Sandler movie except Happy Gilmore :(

its the best :( Billy Madison is a close second

yeah. I thought his name was Shooter, but I didn't want to put it and then have people be like "hey guy that's not his name" so I just put Guy.

i like little nicky
it was cool

Marle just likes to Steriotype all men into one category!

what the hell does that have to do with anything? what are you talking about?


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Cheeriotype

Ey R l-oud 2 speil ne wAi eye liak! j00r nut mah b055!!!!

arent they apple, cinemon, and regular?

Great movie.

yes, very funny!

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you."
Captain Koons - Christopher Wallace - Pulp Fiction

"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a mother****er before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."

Jules - Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

"Don't think! Feeeeeeeel. It is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory."
Lee - Bruce Lee - Enter the Dragon

"First you get the sugar, then you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women...the strong must protect the sweet"~Donny, quoting Scarface

"Hey, these people have an oven in their living room!" -Tom Servo in MST3k