Heres a story about Dante.........

One day God was feeling tired and bored ......So he saw Dante and asked him this:

God-"Dante wanna switch?"

Dante- "switch ? switch what?"

God- "Ya know....You be God and I be Dante"

Dante- "Oh..I don't know...."

God- "come on pllleaaasssee!! Yes or No?"

Dante- "No I don't feel like it"

God- "ok......"

See what I mean!! Dante never accpets anything!!

lol =D

Dante is a smart guy. How many people blame God for all their problems? lol

Your thread topic made me shudder for a second...

There's this Roman myth of a brilliant military general named Cincinattus (yes, Cincinnati was named after him). After his unrivaled military campaign, he retires to work the plow, and live on the farm in relative obscurity until one day, a senator rides up to him and hands him a scroll, saying that in exchange for him returning to Rome and fixing all their numerous problems, he could have the power of a Dictator.
He accepts, not for the power but for the chance to help Rome, and leaves his plow in the field, riding off on the Senator's horse. He rushes to the senate, balances the budget, raises the public's faith in Rome, and ends all their wars in three weeks.

He then hands the scroll back to the senate, gets back on the horse, goes back to his farm, and starts filing the rust off the plow.

Dante I hand you a scroll and it says....Run for Police Cheif!!

Uhhh...
What color was the horse?

lol

HE STOLE THE SENATORS HORSE

Actually, to expand on Tyhm's story, the legend goes that when the senator came to cincinnatus, he pretended to be insane so he wouldn't get commisioned. But the senator discovered he wan't crazy anyway. [shrug]

Anyway, that's very cute, Lamer, and funny, It had me laughing a long time! lol! :D

No, that was Odysseus. He was plowing the beach to pretend he was insane, then they dropped his son in front of the plow and he had to give it up.

Stay Tuned for me "Adventures of Dante"
lol =D

lol... should make a full story and post it =p

::opens notepad::

i just might do that....maybe it will lead to www.dante.com...lol...send me any stories if you want:
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just joking about www.dante.com but i might make some moer stories

That was oddyseus? Okay, I'm an idiot. How embarassing. <:0

The Game needs to be Police Chief.

I will read the adventures of Dante!

Yes these stories sound very good
I WILL READ

Now Lycia is flooding on my special topic... ;_;
 

I'll write a story about myself... let's see...

Wait, I'll post it in the Adventures of Dante topic. ;)

Or he could play in a movie based from the 3 Muskateers called:

The 3 Dantes.

STOP COPYING MY SIG

okay is this a friggin campaign ground here? sheesh

What exactly do you mean by that, Vergil? What are we doing campaign-like?

Oh, I get it, Lycia's off topic TheGame recommendation..

Yes those adventures are entertaining well its nearly the weekend here in aussie land and i will be on a lot i hope :D
I might even make an adventure of dante :D

Sorry, Dante.