Saying "bomb" on the phone now makes you a terrorist.
 

I find it hard to believe, but every single telephone call you make is being taped by a secret government society that is trying to prevent bombings etc. Really. They have a big bunch of sattelite dishes that record EVERY phonecall made in the world. If they hear the word "bomb" or "explode" or "canned sardines" in your telephone call, they'll mark you down as a pottentional terrorist. (I swear I'm not making this up.) So, just a warning for the future incase you ever make a phonecall again.

I'm going to phone everyone I know and start talking about the oklahoma city bomber, how stuff is "the bomb", and how last week's show bombed!

It's called Project Echelon.

Hasn't that been around for ages? They scan emails and the like too, and either England or America (I forget which) has a big thingy set up called "Echelon" for this very purpose. Personally it doesn't bother me - I don't have anything to hide.

is there any documentation of this on the internet somewhere? how did you find out about this? i don't find it that hard to believe.

haha i must do that

Dang, you beat me to it. So much for my hopes of looking intelligent.

Hahahaha considering how much people use the phrases you mentioned, they must screen hundreds of thousands of calls!

i see you're not too fond of privacy?

They must think me and my friends are very messed up. When we play SC we all talk on the phone and are like " GO blow that up" "Nuke em" ect ect
btw that is true there was a news report on it./

Why should I be? I'm just me, I don't care if some secret agent listens to me talking to a friend about donuts or something stupid like that. I doubt they'd very much care anyway.

i guess we're different.

if i found actual proof that a conversation of mine was being recorded i would sue for civil rights violations. actually, i probably wouldn't, too lazy to go through the process. but i would deffinetly (sp?) be outraged, and purposely make a phone call saying i am going to bomb washington or something, just to get them on my case.

JUST BECAUSE YOUR NOT PARINORD IT DONT MEAN THERE NOT WATCHING YOU!!!

Haha, actually if you were talking about doughnuts, they would care... A LOT

As would I.