General Question Of Death...
 

Is there a guide on npcserver programming n e where?

npcserverdoc.txt in the FTP of a pay-to-play server, I think...sometimes someone posts it to allgraal.com fora or something. That gives you the serverside commands, but I imagine the best way to learn is probably by learning from an experienced scripter (in other words, dissecting scripts or lots of PMing)