How do I give myself an ear infection? (I want to miss school tomorrow)

jab a rusty pole into your ear

sleep in the bathtub...it always works for me :D

(Dark Man X)

You should probably take a freezing cold shower, that might work/-:

For some reason everyone in my school who goes to my orthodontist gets an ear infection when they get their braces taken off. When I got mine off they took x-rays after it and stuck these things in my ears to hold my head still so haha to them getting everyone ear infections.

hehe, why do you want to miss school tommorow?

who wouldn't?
I want to miss school every day

*hides* i want my grawwww ahors

Haha I have no school for like another month+.

how?

OK I just poured a cup of water in my ear. I am going to the doctor tonight. Yay.

I can also miss because I get strep throat often.

just hold your ear in the morning and tell your parent's our ear hurts, and if they want to take you to the doctor let them, all he'll do is give you a perscription

I used to always act sick when I was in school.
I just want to miss work everyday now :D!
actually, its pretty fun.
Plus I get paid for fixing computers =)